{"product_id":"cotton-canvas-tote-bag-1","title":"Monday: A Documentary Tote Bag — Funny Sleeping Dog Canvas Tote (Nobody Asked For This)","description":"Carry a wink of humor and a cozy, low-energy vibe wherever you go. This heavyweight cotton canvas tote features a vintage-style print of a dozing French bulldog beneath the headline “MONDAY: A DOCUMENTARY” with the subtext “nobody asked for this.” It settles into the rhythm of slow mornings and errands, holding groceries, notebooks, or the essentials for a relaxed day. The sturdy flat-corner construction and reinforced self-fabric handles make it reliable for everyday use, while the neutral palette blends with casual, lived-in wardrobes. Bring it to coffee runs, library visits, or lazy market strolls — it quietly declares solidarity with anyone surviving the start of the week.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd²) for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a slim, structured silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced self-fabric carrying handles for comfortable carrying\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":46123107975225,"sku":"19562394780893608513","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":46123108007993,"sku":"32660761423861747384","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0805\/2408\/3257\/files\/911715639534670902_2048.jpg?v=1785450595","url":"https:\/\/dogmemecollective.com\/products\/cotton-canvas-tote-bag-1","provider":"The Dog Meme Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}